Welcome to the University of Alaska ...2


Alright to start off I have a message to our friendly neighbors to the north, no not you Canada I said friendly you guys never visit or join in on our wars, Alaska. Normally I would be all for offending the general public but for you guys I have to be different. I ve known alaska forever, I mean I saw it on Insomniac the other day. Now in that episode my idol Dave Attell goes to Alaska to drink his way through the sunny night of summer solstice, thats what I want to do go and drink until Comedy Central gives me a show!

But until then I have to make fun of places in little undetectable websites, So Lets all agree Alaska is the greatest and get on to satirically bashing it.

Enter here_______or if your alaskan and your angry click here

Quick Directory if you ve already been here


Kaila's Cult
(NEW) Free Psychiatric Therapy
Lose Weight Quick you Fat Basterd
All about our school spirit, song, and mascot
Students accepted to the UofA2
Nazi Squirrels!
B.A.S.I.K.S. research team

Also here are some more fun and informative websites

Baby Seal Clubbing for Fun and Profit
Homestarrunner if you havent seen this yet your a loser...feel bad
UofA2's best band award goes to tool, heres their site And heres TDN...




This sites only serious side is right here

University of Alaska 2 Members needed

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Hey membership is up 68% over the previous...zero, feel free to apply don't harass me if your not accepted I dont care, I have a life...kind of...so just lay off.

(We are an equal opportunity employer but mexicans that are jewish liberal nazi KKK members have a 99.98% chance of not being admitted)


About me, the somewhat sane creator

Warning:

The WebMaster, creator, and all-mighty GoD of the University of Alaska refers to himself in the third person constantly but not consistently, do not question or irritate him in any way. He likes puppies and fried kittens so do not bash him with hippie bullshit about him being heartless.FONT>

Creator commentary

Well the creator has decided to stop looking down on himself, Hes not as much of a loser and actually is moving on. He hasnt had time for this site in quite a while and for once doesn't really care. So enjoy whats here and ask nicely if you want something else, I might oblige if I feel like it. Until then just enjoy the site because thats what its here for...And I'm out.