Welcome To the UofA2 therapy page

For all you morons help is only a few strenous reading passages away

Basic Therapy from a Drug addict(Dennis Leary)

State your problem here.

Therapist will interrupt you in midsentence and say "Shut the fuck up!...next"
(Use of an irritatingly abrasive cracksmoking voice a plus)

Basic Therapy for Depression(The Creator)

The 3 step program

1. Watch lots and lots of Comedy Central!
2. Go and talk to Carnies or Hippies.
3. Think of how much more pathetic they are and laugh uncontrollably
(Repeat as needed to forget your problems)

The 4 step program

1. Watch lots and lots of Comedy Central!
2. Go and talk to Carnies or Hippies.
3. Think of how much more pathetic they are and determine whether you can laugh at that 4. Go to an actual war protest, and feel your superiority!(Repeat as needed to increase self esteem but DO NOT GET SUCKED IN TO THEIR STUPIDITY there is real danger here: of losing your mind)
(Repeat as needed to forget your problems)

(If your illiterate or speak something other than english, then come back when you learn how to read you damn illiterate loser or foreigner.)