Kaila's Cult

"fate will only take u so far-- u hav to do the rest"

Welcome to The Kaila Goddess of the Antisocial's new homepage, here you can access priceless advice from someone thats not as unstable as me!, and in the right column advice from someone who is unstable and vierd, ME!



KAILAMe!!!
Why does no one like me, why am I a loser?
Someone does lyk you, the problem is you don't take the time to notice that person... especially if they are right in front of your eyes. And you're not a loser. Life has put u where you are for some reason.. so just live with what you're given and thank GOD you got it.
Try jumping into clubs and orginazations. Those always help you meet people.
Because your a damn moron and your complainin about bein a loser instead of just enjoyin it like most people!
Why do I have to care? Why cant I jus ignore it all?
Because ignoring the problem isn't going to make it go away. Ignoring it just sticks it in the back of your mind and its always gonna be there, waiting for you to realize the problem is still left unsolved. You need to care that way the problem gets taken care of and doesn't interfere with future problems.Because of your damned conscience once you beat that your free, like a vulture!!!
I like this girl but she doesnt even see me, what do I do?
Oh but that's where you're wrong! She does see you. She's just got a blind spot at the moment. Be patient. It is said that good things come to those who wait. And if it gets to the point where it becums useless than maybe she's not right for you

You're gonna grow up and look lyk Toby! Then she'll be sorry!
Get a Job make a ton of freakin money then you ll have all the girls you want!
My parents used to beat me but I took care of that, but know where do I hide the "stuff" and where do I go to stay?
First of all u shouldn't have killed your parents you freak. Turn yourself in.. if your wierd enuff to kill your parents then your definately fit to be in a prison full of butt rapersAlright well first, I have a "canadian" friend who can take the bodies and dump them in a "lake" for a fee, and Next well your gonna have to go where all the freaks and murderers live 3 doors down from the crime scene with a blind russian lady, the rest is different for everybody, and unfortunately not all of us make it after the first "accidental" crime.
Why isnt spaghetti called funny noodles?
Because the guy who created spaghetti wanted it to be called spaghetti?.........Because most of the world isnt gay!!
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