Its murry the UofA2 MASCOT!!!!Whats that murry you want the University of Alaska 2 theme song to play in the background?! OK murry it ll load in a second! What Murry?! its not loading?! well then use this link to listen to it ENJOY!!
The Lyrics to the University of Alaska 2 Alma Mater
Written and Sung by Murry the MascotWhats that murry? You forgot to write the song? Not again Murry!
I swear Murry if you werent the only bouncing singing drunk skull I knew, come on I thought you were going to those AA meetings, yea Alcoholics Anonymous havent they helped you? Not with your drinking problem? Well what did they help you with? Oh that, well thats great at leas you can get that to work now. What Murry you d rather me not post personal things about you? ok sorry murry.
Murry our Magnificent Mascot
Heres some intel on Murry:From Mastermind to BlastedMindIn 1991 skull th conquerer, the mastermind behind most of world war II was given vodka by the russians as an offering to the great skull king. Unfortunately this delightful drink would have adverse effect on the incredible skull, an addiction formed almost immediately for the skull and his amazing friends. However this was not the problem as we all know theres nothing wrong with alcohol in any quantity, but for the fantastic skull it proved to be his undoing. Soon enough the skull of steel lost all memory and became... murry.
Murry the Magnificient Mascot is bornMurry now whimsical from his alcoholism wanted to be one of the great mascots, like the Russian Hammer and sicle or the Fighting Irish or the French ...Prostitude. He wanted desparetly to find a way to become a mascot. Luckily when Saddam was making plans with the french to take over the world, hey no one said he was a smart madman now did they, murry found his chance. He hopped a Uboat over to France and then stowed away with some of sadaams decoys, Then as Sadaam returned to Iwalked the country he then secretly controlled(within Iraq) murry kinna fell off the boat magically near the Island of Misfit Mascots! He later found more vodka and some other choice western alcohols and so after passing out he was Rolled off the Island by the don'trotyourlivercrackbaby (one of the misfit mascots). It wasnt until 2003 that he d be seen again, he remained underwater living from shipwreck to shipwreck(and causing some) draining each of its alcohol and mixed drinks. Then in 2003 he hit an iceberg and resurfaced near alaska where he was offerred unlimited alcohol for his surface as the mascot of University of Alaska 2!